Monday 24 June 2013

Tyler's Choice Stinker Awards 2012

Similar in a lot of ways to the Razzies, these are my choices for the worst in film for 2012. Boldface indicates winner... as always.

Worst Picture

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (Timur Bekmambetov, Tim Burton & Jim Lemley)
Battleship (Peter Berg, Brian Goldner & Scott Stuber)
Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance (Steven Paul, Michael De Luca & Avi Arad)
The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure (Gayle Dickie & Kenn Viselman)
That's My Boy (Adam Sandler, Allen Covert & Jack Giarraputo)
A Thousand Words (Alain Chabat, Nicolas Cage & Brian Robbins)
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 (Wyck Godfrey, Karen Rosenfelt & Stephenie Meyer)
The Watch (Shawn Levy)
What to Expect When You Are Expecting (Mike Medavoy, Arnold Messer & David Thwaites)
Wrath of the Titans (Basil Iwanyk & Polly Cohen Johnsen)

Worst Director

Sean Anders - That's My Boy
Peter Berg - Battleship
Bill Condon - The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2
Matthew Diamond - The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure
Jonathan Liebseman - Wrath of the Titans

Worst Actor

Nicolas Cage - Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
Eddie Murphy - A Thousand Words
Robert Pattinson - The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2
Adam Sandler - That's My Boy
Sam Worthington - Wrath of the Titans

Worst Actress

Cameron Diaz - What to Expect When You Are Expecting
Katherine Heigl - One for the Money
Jennifer Lawrence - House at the End of the Street
Amanda Seyfried - Gone
Kristen Stewart - The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2  

Worst Sup. Actor

Willem Dafoe - John Carter
Ralph Fiennes - Wrath of the Titans
Matthew Fox - Alex Cross
Taylor Lautner - The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2
Andy Samberg - That's My Boy

Worst Sup. Actress

Jessica Biel - Total Recall
Jennifer Lopez - What to Expect When You Are Expecting
Rihanna - Battleship
Sofia Vergara - The Three Stooges
Kerry Washington - A Thousand Words

Worst Original Screenplay

Dark Shadows (Seth Grahame-Smith & John August)
The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure (Scott Stabile)
That's My Boy (David Caspe)
A Thousand Words (Steve Koren)
The Watch (Jared Stern, Seth Rogen & Evan Goldberg)

Worst Adapted Screenplay

Battleship (Jon & Erich Hoeber)
Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance (Scot Gimple, Seth Hoffman & David S. Goyer)
John Carter (Andrew Stanton, Mark Andrews & Michael Chabon)
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 (Melissa Rosenberg & Stephenie Meyer)
What to Expect When You Are Expecting (Shauna Cross & Heather Hach)

Worst Animated or Kiddie Film

Ice Age: Continental Drift (Steve Martino & Mike Thurmeier)
The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure (Matthew Diamond)
Secret of the Wings (Bradley Raymond) 

Worst Onscreen Couple or Team

Taylor Lautner or Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart - The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2
Eddie Murphy & Kerry Washington - A Thousand Words
The Oogieloves - The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure
Adam Sandler & Andy Samberg - That's My Boy
Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn, Jonah Hill & Richard Ayoade - The Watch

Worst Editing

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (William Hoy)
Battleship (Colby Parker Jr., Billy Rich & Paul Rubell)
Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance (Brian Berdan)
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 (Virginia Katz)
Wrath of the Titans (Martin Walsh)

Worst Cast Ensemble

Battleship (Taylor Kitsch, Alexander Skarsgaard, Liam Neeson, Brooklyn Decker & Rihanna)
Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance (Nicolas Cage, Ciaran Hinds, Johnny Witwirth, Christopher Lambert & Idris Elba)
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 (Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, Jackson Rathbone, Kellan Lutz & Michael Sheen)
What to Expect When You Are Expecting (Jennifer Lopez, Cameron Diaz, Anna Kendrick, Matthew Morrison, Chris Rock & Elizabeth Banks)
Wrath of the Titans (Sam Worthington, Rosemund Pike, Bill Nighy, Liam Neeson, Danny Huston & Ralph Fiennes)

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